Joke of the Day
From: keyalaska@windstream.net
Sent: Sunday, April 9, 2017 11:30 PM
To: Humberto Rodriguez
Subject: Fw: Trump's Health Care Package
The American Medical Association has
weighed in on Trump's Health Care Package
* The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
* The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot
of nerve.
* Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was
laboring under a misconception, while the
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
* Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"
* The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while Radiologists could see right through it.
* Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing
and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to
swallow.
* The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would
"put a whole new face on the matter."
* The Podiatrists thought it was a a step forward, but the
Urologists were pissed off at the whole
idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
* In the end, the Proctologist won out, leaving the entire
decision up to the aoles in Washington.
Thought of the Day
Patriotism means to stand by the country. It does not mean to stand by the president.
-Teddie Roosevelt
