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Joke of the Day

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house.

His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something,but he continues.

 Johnny, she screams, knock it off your going to break something.

 He stops..however Mom has to go to the shopping mall...so Johnny starts up with his balloon again.

 He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.

 Mom comes home and while putting away the groceries she gets the urge...a diarrhea run...she can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.

 When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing...she's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet.

 She calls the doctor,who is baffled as she describes the situation, but assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.

 When he arrives she leads him to the bath room, he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing. Finally he takes out a pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POW. The balloon explodes and shit flies everywhere. On him, the walls, etc.

 Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right? She asks

 As he takes out a towel to clean himself he says..I've been in this business for over 30 years and this is the first time I've actually seen a fart.
 

Thought of the Day

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy.  
~Norman Vincent Peale
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