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Joke of the Day

 A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined
 his flashlight around, looking for valuables. When
 he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a
 strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
 saying, "Jesus is watching you!"

 He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his
 flashlight out and froze.

 When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook
 his head, and promised himself a vacation after the
 next big score. Then, he clicked the light on and
 began searching for more valuables.

 Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could
 disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,
 "Jesus is watching you!"

 Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically,
 looking for the source of the voice.

 Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
 beam came to rest on a parrot.

 "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.

 "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm
 just trying to warn you!"

 The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who the hell are

 "Moses." replied the bird.

 "Moses?" the burglar laughed.

 "What kind of people would name a bird, Moses?"

 "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler,

Thought of the Day

Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt.
-Herbert Hoover 
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