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Joke of the Day

   In these serious times it is important for all of us, of all faiths,
   to recognize these four Religious Truths:

   1.  Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
   2.  Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
   3.  Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the          Christian world
   4.  Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

Thought of the Day

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford