Joke of the Day
THE 21 THINNEST BOOKS (2nd Edition)
21. How I Served My Country by Jane Fonda
20. My Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno
19. How to Build Your Own Airplane by John Denver
18. My Super Bowl Highlights by Dan Marino
17. Things I Love About Bill by Hilary Clinton
16. My Little Book of Personal Hygiene by Osama Bin Laden
15. Things I Cannot Afford by Bill Gates
14. Things I Would Not Do For Money by Dennis Rodman
13. My Wild Years by Al Gore
12. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific
11. America's Most Popular Lawyers
10. Detroit: A Travel Guide
9. A Collection of Motivational Speeches by Dr. Kevorkian
8. Everything Men Know About Women
7. Everything Women Know About Men
6. All the Men I Have Loved Before by Ellen De Generes
5. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
4. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3. The Amish Phone Directory
2. My Plan to Find the Real Killers by O.J. Simpson
And the world's number one thinnest book...........
1. My Book of Morals by Bill Clinton, with introduction by the Rev. Jessie Jackson
Thought of the Day
We who live in free market societies believe that growth, prosperity and ultimately human fulfillment, are created from the bottom up, not the government down. Only when the human spirit is allowed to invent and create, only when individuals are given a personal stake in deciding economic policies and benefitting from their success -- only then can societies remain economically alive, dynamic, progressive, and free. Trust the people. This is the one irrefutable lesson of the entire postwar period contradicting the notion that rigid government controls are essential to economic development.
-- Ronald Reagan - (1911-2004) 40th US President
