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Joke of the Day

From:	keyalaska@windstream.net 
Sent:	Sunday, April 9, 2017 11:30 PM
To:	Humberto Rodriguez
Subject:	Fw: Trump's Health Care Package

 
The American Medical Association has 
weighed in on Trump's Health Care Package 
*	The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the 
Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. 
*	The Gastroenterologist had sort of a gut feeling about it, 
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot 
of nerve. 
*	Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was 
laboring under a misconception, while the 
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. 
*	Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the 
Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" 
*	The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, 
while Radiologists could see right through it. 
*	Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing 
and the Internists claimed it would be a bitter pill to 
swallow. 
*	The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would 
"put a whole new face on the matter." 
*	The Podiatrists thought it was a a step forward, but the 
Urologists were pissed off at the whole 
idea.  Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a 
gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to 
say no. 
*	In the end, the Proctologist won out, leaving the entire 
decision up to the aoles in Washington.

Thought of the Day


There is no distinctly native American criminal class save Congress. 
-Mark Twain