Joke of the Day
The Rooster
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time
for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these
hens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two
old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You are washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around
the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire
chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So,
just to be fair I will give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster
takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and
the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind
the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - He blows
the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dammit... third gay rooster I
bought this month."
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery
will always overcome youth and skill
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Thought of the Day
The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)
