Joke of the Day
From: Jose.Alvarez@aibins.com
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2001 10:43 PM
To: humrod@telocity.com
Subject: FW: Happy Halloween
Subject: FW: Happy Halloween
A couple was invited to a swanky masked
Halloween Party. The wife got a terrible headache and told her husband
to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but
she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he
took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly
for one hour, awakened without pain. As it was still early, she decided
to go to the party. Since her husband did not know what her costume was,
she thought she would have some fun watching him to see how he acted
when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her
husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
woman he could, copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
wife sidled up to him. As a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had sex. Just before
unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away
and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for
his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and she asked
how the party was. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so
we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you...
the guy I loaned my costume to sure had a really good time!"
Thought of the Day
Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.
- Ronald Reagan
