Joke of the Day
Blonde in a Boat.
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There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water
in sight.
The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad
name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”
Thought of the Day
Government never furthered any enterprise but by the alacrity with which it got out of its way.
-Henry David Thoreau
