Joke of the Day
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.
They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave
came up and washed the old woman overboard.
They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old
man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they
found something.
Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It
read:
"Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the
ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attached to her butt was an oyster
and in it was a pearl worth $50,000. Please advise."
The old man faxed back:
"Send me the pearl and re-bait the trap!"
Thought of the Day
I think the day will come when it will be recognized without doubt , not only on one side of the House but throughout the civilized world , that strangling of Bolshevism at its birth would have been an untold blessing to the human race..
SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL Commons, January 26, 1949