Joke of the Day
Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said,
"Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mable answered, "I have? A suppository?"
She pulled it out & stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know
where my hearing aid is."
Thought of the Day
Government has no other end than the preservation of property.
-- John Locke (1632-1704)
English philosopher and political theorist. Considered the ideological progenitor of the American Revolution and who, by far, was the most often non-biblical writer quoted by the Founding Fathers of the USA.
